“You know, I don’t think iTunes is bloated, baroque or feature-overstuffed enough yet. How can we fix that?”
“Dude, we’ll totally add a social network to it! The kids love those!”
(Alternate version: “YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKED SOCIAL NETWORKS…”)
Mostly, I snark to note that in here in C.E. 2010, “…we’ll add a social network/connection to facebook” appears to have supplanted “…we’ll make it read email” as the default end-state of software project management gone metastatic. The wheel turns.